laughter cures a multitude of ills

21st Apr 2013 | 199,623 notes

heartofamissionary:

I am done with the Internet.

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7th Apr 2013 | 49,001 notes

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7th Apr 2013 | 159,465 notes

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

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6th Apr 2013 | 84,662 notes

I love it when you know somebody’s secret, but they don’t know that you know, and you know that they don’t know that you know.

forever90s:

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5th Apr 2013 | 121,178 notes

jesuschristvevo:

i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid

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5th Apr 2013 | 217,635 notes

closer-each-day:

The title says “really bad”, but some of these are so brilliant. Future comedy writers!

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5th Apr 2013 | 352,076 notes

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

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4th Apr 2013 | 18 notes

whitewhine:

I hate when I do something super impressive when I’m just doing it for fun!

4th Apr 2013 | 176,701 notes

bastardlybrendan:

3000—21:

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enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

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2nd Apr 2013 | 170,904 notes

ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

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