May 2013
14 posts
thegirlincendio:
xsamandriel:
fredweesley:
thegirlwhocriedfoxface:
biliepiper:
john green takes a shower
john clean
john green eats a bean burrito
john bean
john green loses weight
john lean
john green finds inner peace
john serene
john green killed augustus waters
john mean
fuckyeahtxtposts:
tired of shaving your legs? just cut them off
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
mirukaku:
one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”
lardypoison:
hey my friend told me this joke *repeats clean version of text post to parents*
typac:
have you ever gotten like 5 really quick notes and you were like wow this post is for sure going to blow up but then it only gets those 5 notes and thats it
April 2013
12 posts
I love it when you know somebody’s secret, but...
forever90s:
jesuschristvevo:
i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid
bastardlybrendan:
3000—21:
oswinses:
enjorlaas:
skuboglesby:
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
#you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy
#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down
#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese
March 2013
28 posts
Watchconchstreet:
15 seconds of one of the worst walmart fails i’ve ever had in my life
wordsfalllthroughme:
if you “literally died laughing” while watching a video, please tell me how you are now reposting said video.
BOOM GOTCHA!
mirukaku:
one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”
shutupalyssa:
i finally understand the meaning of robin hood
he’s robbin
for the people in the hood
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
unwinding-troubles:
thatpunnyguy:
finefools:
justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point. coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
Looks like this happened… just in time
you really live up to your url don’t you
andsoheismyjohn:
nipsterchapel:
zmilak:
what if we all get boyfriends next year
